Once upon a time there was a beautiful virgin princess in an ivory tower
Handsome prince after handsome prince kneeled before her and begged for her hand
"What a bunch of pussies" she thought
Then one day an evil duke kidnapped her, dressed her in rags and chains
Took her to his dungeon where she was branded and tortured
and they lived happily ever after
Fairy tale by yours truly Snidely Whiplash who believes wishes come true
Picture from nice-slave.tumblr.
3 comments:
What a beautiful story, short and sweet but very true if only someone would live up to it. Write more, that's for sure...
Such a romantic, you make me swoon. (Pretty picture, too)
Excellent! Thank you for making me laugh!
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