Thursday, July 28, 2011

Let There Be Football

But will it match the skill level of Rusty in this clip from Adult Swim's SQUIDBILLIES?

And be sure to check RUSTY'S RECRUITMENT TAPE.

'Show me your nuts'

Woman to face trial over fake testicles

The police chief of a small South Carolina town will ask a jury to decide if a woman broke the state's obscenity laws by driving a pickup truck with plastic testicles hanging from the back.

Bonneau Police Chief Franco Fuda ticketed Virginia Tice, 65, in early July at a local convenience store after spying the adornment dangling from her truck.

South Carolina law considers a bumper sticker, decal or device indecent when it describes, in an offensive way as determined by contemporary community standards, "sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body".

via Sowetanlive

Faggots Are Fantastic

via Satanic Power Bottom

Daring Beth

I love this picture because I rarely see women with my body type - bigger (but not SSBBW) with a double belly in pornish/nude type photos. There needs to be more.

Also - Beth is both awesome and hot and needs to be naked more often!

via The Daring Miss Daniels

Another Top Ten

scene from Terror of Tiny Town

I'm a sucker for Top Ten Lists, and here's one from the IFC Channel web site which includes trailers for each film...

Top Ten Least Realistic Westerns of All Time

The American West was a strange, tragic and occasionally hilarious place, especially in the world of film. From "True Grit" and "Shane" to "Westworld" and "Blazing Saddles," movies have thrown just about everything they can muster at cowboy-hatted icons like John Wayne and... READ MORE

Peep Show

George C. Scott + Peter Boyle

Every time I was on 42nd Street I'd be lured into the peep show places, coming out all wasted and out of breath. Still, one handed solitude was better then fickle relationships going nowhere.

via Gotankgo

Fascinating Image

Got a light, buddy?

Monday, July 25, 2011

Out Now: Bondage By The Bay Tales Of BDSM In San Francisco Edited By M. Christian

Everyone knows that San Francisco is a hip, happening and totally wild city but it's also know for being one of the wildest and kinkiest cities on the planet!  And, here in a brand new anthology edited by M.Christian, is Bondage By The Bay Tales Of BDSM In San Francisco: a book of tales of outrageous BDSM sexuality - told as only masters of erotica can!

One of the kinkiest cities in the world, San Francisco is home to BDSM night clubs, dungeons where very intimate parties are held every weekend, shops that sell every form of bondage instrument from whips to chains and beyond - and a myrid ways for meeting and loving like-minded people. Without a doubt, the city some have dubbed Bagdad by the Bay, is a city of kinksters (straight or gay, bi or trans, or perhaps all four) out for all kinds of delicious erotic adventures. In this one-of-a-kind anthology by master erotic writer and editor M.Christian some of the top erotica writers working today share their experiences and fantasies of BDSM in SF. From loving relationships between masters and slaves to pain sluts in the city's clandestinedungeons, this book has something for everyone!  With stories from  Xan West, Karen Taylor, Jude Maso,  Ralph Greco, Jr., Jerry Rosen, Shashauna P. Thomas, Jessica Lennox, Jan Vander Laenen, M. J. Rennie, Thomma Finland, Mykola Dementiuk, Sharazade, Wade Heaton, and Blake C. Aarens.

Descent to Madness

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world. Right, Norway and Texas? I prefer fictional madmen, and one of my favorite portrayals of a man gradually losing it is Edward G. Robinson as Wolf Larsen in Jack London's Sea Wolf. Here's a trailer for the film somebody posted at YouTube.


Bettie Page

Bettie Page in the 1950s with a jacket from Irving Klaw studios

via Jeremiah's Vanishing New York

Irish Fashions

Cross-dressing in Ireland during World War I- Donald Lush

via Fuck Yeah, Trannies

Going Up...or Down?

I hated poetry in school...other things I liked.

via Kicks

Something To Wear?

via Faeteardrop

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Saturday, July 23, 2011

♫Just my imagination runnin' away with me♫

I saw this picture of felting wool and Rorschached four vaginas (one being fisted) plus the bright red  swatch which looked like a nude woman bent over, but you can't actually see the cookie (much better if you click the pic to enlarge)

Speaking COCK

The speaking cock: all mouth and trousers.

Readers in need of a little light relief from the phone-hacking scandal need look no further than the BBC website, which on Friday reported an important anniversary for a telephone service that tells you the time. Except an unfortunate literal in the headline suggested it was more exciting than that: "Speaking cock turns 75 years old on Sunday." The error has since been corrected, but as a service to our readers Monkey saved it for posterity. One in the eye for BBC Online.

via Guardian

A Big One

via Errors of Beauty

What A Man...

...or maybe tiger?

via Kicks of the People


via Tales From Tonya

Thursday, July 21, 2011

For One More Quarter, They’ll Take it All Off …

Girl Show, by A.W. Stencill
ECW Press
244 Pages

A.W. Stencill writes books about sideshows and carnivals, volumes that are rich with oral history, memoirs of the men and women who ran the 10-in-ones, turned the tips, built the gaffs, and worked the ballies across 20th Century America.
Girl Show is his history of cooch dancers, live posing shows, and strippers in the golden age of the traveling show, performers who put the carnal in carnival. They’re all here, alive inside!

Big-names like Sally Rand and Gypsy Rose Lee worked the carny circuit, but so did performers like Carrie Finnell, a grey-haired matron who had total control of her breasts, and nameless girls who could blow out candles the hard way. One of the more interesting chapters is on gay and transvestite men who worked as female carnival strippers, complete with details on the gear that allowed them to work nude and on their after-show lives.

Anyone with an interest in matters historical and prurient would enjoy this book, with its frank discussions of the backstage world and the ballyhoo gimmicks that lured small town America into pavilions of sin. This book has also inspired a couple of stories that I hope to be writing over the next few weeks, possibly including a new serial on my blog.

If you’ve read my work, you know that I really like to write stories set in the mid 20th Century and that touch on some of the weird subcultures that flourished before TV blew them all away, so this book was right up my (Nightmare) Alley.

Just a note – Drake had trouble buying this from Amazon, even though they list it, but copies are easily available on Ebay from British sellers.

Come on, pal. Don’t be a tightwad. You won’t believe what we’ll show you inside!

It Only Hurts When I Laugh -

As a few of you may remember, one of my current - and very fun - jobs right now is writing for the great folks at the adult industry site, YNOT.  In addition to doing the Odd Balling column I also did the following piece on everyone's favorite conservative moron, Michele Bachmann - and why we should laugh at her but never forget that she represents something truly terrifying. 

Michele Bachmann's Hatred is No Laughing Matter

Wanna hear a joke? Republican Representative and Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann walks into a bar….

The punchline? Well, you see, that's what makes it all so funny, because she is the punchline. Almost everything that emerges from the woman’s mouth is laughable. Rimshot, guffaw-worthy, wipe-tears-from-your-eyes hilarious.

And it’s bloodcurdling that more people don’t laugh.

There's certainly a lot about Bachmann to laugh at. I could make a never-ending list, but’s servers — in fact, the entirety of the internet — can hold only so much claptrap. One of her recent escapades deserves to be chewed again and again, though, until people get so sick of it — so sick of her — that the populace rises up en masse and laughs her nascent presidential candidacy into a locked room.

I’m talking about The Family Leader’s “Declaration of Dependence upon MARRIAGE and FAMiLY,” which Bachmann signed recently.

Much has been said about the document, and a great deal of the rhetoric is worthy of fuming ire — from its implication that African-Americans were better off as slaves to the repellent view of homosexuality as both unhealthy and “curable.” So far, however, there has been a din of silence from far too many about the section calling for “Humane protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy — our next generation of American children — from human trafficking, sexual slavery, seduction into promiscuity, and all forms of pornography and prostitution, infanticide, abortion and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.”



Cutest smile ever

Old Statue

via Kicks

A Wide Choice

Hmm, looks like she'll be here till next year...

via XXX

Kissin' Cousins?

Man Ray, “Sans titre (Untitled)”, 1930.

via Rip