Phallus Shaped Hedge

Man gets busy re-adjusting his topiary skills after phallus shaped hedge prompts complaint to police

A FENLAND man’s topiary skills landed him with the threat of an £80 on the spot fine by police after a complaint was made about his phallic-shaped hedge.

Ian Ashmeade has been forced to reshape his garden hedge after a member of the public complained that it was offensive.

Mr Ashmeade admits the phallic-shaped hedge was a bit naughty, but says it has always been a source of much amusement in the village.

via Wesbech